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may we stay lost on our way home (1/1)

Title: may we stay lost on our way home
Author: office_bluth
Pairing: April/Ben; implied April/Andy and Ben/Leslie
Rating: R
Word Count: 8147
Summary: They spent their summer distracting each other, and all she ever wanted from him was the knowledge that he wasn’t and never would be Andy.
Author's Note: This is my first ever Parks and Rec fic, and, naturally, it's about my newfound pairing obsession. Many, many thanks to the lovely dearygirl for being an awesome beta and a beautiful tropical fish. This starts during The Master Plan, then continues into the summer the government is shut down.

He's sort of hated down there these days, since he's kind of the poster boy for everything Leslie hates and if Leslie hates something, then everyone else who works with her will hate it, too.Collapse )

Postcards (1/1)

Title: Postcards
Author: office_bluth
Rating/Warnings: PG-13. There are some allusions to grown-up activities.
Word Count: 1264
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own the characters of Community. Or anything associated with Community, except for the DVDs and a few shirts.
Author's Note: As always, thanks to my lovely and amazing beta/BFF jennynoname for being wonderful. The park they visit was set up here; it was only open in the winter, which is when I got to see it, but for the sake of the story, let's pretend it's open year-round.

She packs in fifteen minutes. They're in New York that night.Collapse )
Wow. Okay, so it's been a while, LiveJournal. A very, very long while. But I do want to start using this blog again (I'm on it all the time, checking my FL, I just never post), so let's forget about the year-long gap and focus on the here and now. I'm gonna start posting my fic here again, so it's compiled in one place (other than milady_milord).

Okay. Day one of having a blog again. Woo!


Waiting For the Ball to Drop

Title: Waiting For the Ball to Drop
Author: office_bluth
Rating/Warnings: I think it's G, actually. This is new for me.
Word Count: 2015
Disclaimer: I do not own Community or its characters, blah blah blah.
Author's Note: This was written for the Auld Lang Slam at milady_milord. Happy New Year, everyone!

First of all, who ever heard of a New Year’s Eve party on December 27th?Collapse )
Title: Big Brother, Bedroom Windows, and You (1/1)
Author: office_bluth
Spoilers: Mentions of the famous scene from Pascal's Triangle Revisited, but come on; we've all seen that scene thousands of times.
Summary: Because now, she’s kind of his best friend. And he hates saying that, both because, come on, he’s a dude, and also because, well, come on. He’s a dude whose best friend is a nineteen-year-old girl. But, as awful as it sounds, it’s true.
Rating/Warnings: PG
Word Count: 4359
Disclaimer: I supposedly don't own Community or its characters. I'm working on a loan agreement with Dan Harmon. Nor do I own any of the other movies or television shows mentioned.
Author's Note: What started as a birthday present for a friend turned into 12 pages of, well, this. I hope you all enjoy it!

They’re like Troy and Abed, except much better looking and, you know, not lame.Collapse )

Jun. 20th, 2010

Title: Five Times Jeff Thought He Might Be In Love With Annie (And the One Time He Knew He Was)
Author: office_bluth
Spoilers: Mentions of Debate 109 and Pascal's Triangle Revisited
Rating/Warnings: Things get a bit hairy later on. Let's call it PG-13.
Word Count: 2686
Author's Note: This is one of two fics I wrote while I should have been paying attention in school. I thank US History for being so boring and allowing my mind to wander.
Disclaimer: Community belongs to Dan Harmon and NBC. Unfortunately.

I. standing on a stage in a stupid sweater and a Britney Spears-esque microphoneCollapse )
Title: In Which Jeff Winger Acts Like a Little Girl and Annie Edison Grows a Backbone (1/1)
Author: office_bluth
Spoilers: All aired episodes up to Modern Warfare
Rating/Warnings: PG-13. There's a bad word or two somewhere in there.
Author's Note: Jesus Christ. I haven't posted here since October. That's INSANE. But I've been going a bit crazy with fanfic lately (mostly for Community - Jeff/Annie is my new obsession), so I'm going to try and post more and get back into fanfic. Oh, how I've missed it.
Word Count: 2938
Disclaimer: Believe me - if I owned the show, Joel McHale would be naked on a weekly basis instead of a semi-weekly basis.

Jeff Winger is not an idiot.Collapse )